Show Me Your Big Dock Neon Trucker Hat - Funny Trucker Hat

Show Me Your Big Dock Trucker Hat – Size Definitely Matters

You say marina, we say menace. Introducing the “Show Me Your Big Dock” neon trucker hat — your not-so-subtle invitation to cause chaos on the water and make every boat dad blush.

Perfect for:
🚤 Raunchy boat days
🍻 Sandbar flirtathons
💦 Bachelorette weekends with no morals and no sunscreen
⚓ Making strangers nervous at the dockside bar

It’s bold. It’s inappropriate. It’s exactly what you shouldn’t wear to your family lake trip — so naturally, you need it in every color.

🚨 Warning: May attract boats, bros, and unsolicited yacht tours. Use with caution (or don’t — we support the chaos).