No Officer I’m Not Drunk;) Neon Trucker Hat - Funny Trucker Hat

No Officer, I’m Not Drunk Neon Trucker Hat

Swaying a little? Talking *extra loud*? Insisting you can totally dock the boat even though you’ve never driven one? Don’t worry — this neon trucker hat has your back. With bold lettering that reads No Officer, I’m Not Drunk, this hat is your first (and possibly only) line of defense when things get... *questionable*.

Ideal for captains, co-captains, and that one friend who’s always “just resting their eyes.” Grab this hat, raise your drink, and remember: **you’re not drunk — the boat’s just rocking... a lot.**

Disclaimer: This hat is hilarious, but it will not hold up in court. Boat responsibly!