Milk Me Santa Trucker Hat - Funny Christmas Hats

For the holiday menace who takes “Santa baby” way too literally. 🎄😈
This Christmas trucker hat says “Milk Me Santa” and it’s giving zero shame, maximum chaos, emotionally unavailable but festive energy.
Perfect for holiday bar crawls, ugly sweater parties, cookie swaps, and any December event where the goal is to get on the Naughty List FAST.
This is the hat you wear when Christmas is less about carols and more about… cardio.
Santa’s got his cookies — you’re offering the extra credit.

*THINGS TO NOTE*

+ Our trucker hats are made from 100% polyester with an adjustable mesh backing, making the hats both breathable and easy to find your perfect fit

+ One size fits most!

+ Orders only include trucker hat

+ Message us for custom requests!