Instead Of Paying For Gas Show Me Your Ass Neon Trucker Hat - Funny Trucker Hat

*Instead of Paying for Gas, Show Me Your Ass Neon Trucker Hat

Boating ain’t cheap, and this neon trucker hat spells out your preferred payment method loud and clear: Cheeks over checks, baby. Whether you're captaining the ship or just here for the vibes, this hat guarantees the laughs will keep flowing — even if the gas tank’s running low.

Perfect for boat captains, party starters, and anyone who believes that **assets** are the real treasure. Throw it on, hit the water, and remember — **cash is king, but caboose is queen.**