I Only Talk To Boys With Boats Neon Trucker Hat - Funny Trucker Hat

I Only Talk to Boys with Boats Neon Trucker Hat

Standards? Sky-high. Requirements? Waterfront access. This neon trucker hat makes it clear: if he’s not rocking a captain’s hat or holding a boat key, you’re not interested.

Perfect for boat babes, dockside divas, and anyone who knows that a little *"Hey, can I come aboard?"* goes a long way.

Warning: May attract sailors, speedboat owners, and that one guy with a kayak who *swears* it counts.