Coochie Captain Neon Trucker Hat - Funny Trucker Hat

Coochie Captain Neon Trucker Hat

Steering the ship straight into questionable territory, this hat isn’t for the shy or the slow—it’s for the bold, the horny, and the proud commander of the coochie seas.

Whether you’re the captain of chaos, a menace on the dance floor, or just really committed to the bit, this hat lets everyone know who’s in charge (spoiler: it’s you).

Salute up, zip down, and prepare for docking procedures.